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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Monday, December 10, 2012

Protecting Us From 3 or 4 Really Stupid People

He's baa-aack!  And clueless tub of goo State Senator Tim Schaffer (R-Lancaster) is still very, very worried about illegal drug use by those who receive state assistance.  Back in 2011 (see "Who Came Up With That Brilliant Friggin' Idea?", in Buster's archives,  4/17/11), Schaffer tried to introduce a bill to require all Ohio welfare recipients to be drug-tested.  Those testing positive would have been cut off from future assistance.

Given its host of ethical and constitutional problems, Schaffer's bill was DOA.  But apparently Schaffer still believes that dope-fiend welfare queens are epidemic in Ohio (they're not), and by God, he's gonna do something about it.  The new version of his bill would be a 3-county pilot program, and Schaffer believes he's solved any legal issues with this little tweak:  Only those welfare applicants who acknowledge using illegal drugs would be drug-tested.

Yep, his revised application form would add a simple YES or NO question:  "Have you recently used illegal drugs?"  Only those very few welfare scammers so colossally stupid as to answer "Yes" would be tested.  And they'd have to pay $35 for their own test!  Another brilliant friggin' idea!

Speaking of tests, I suggest a brain scan for Sen. Schaffer.
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