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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

DACA -- Not Funny, But . . .


There's nothing funny about Trump's decision to dismantle DACA, but if you've lost your sense of humor, you've lost it all.

Hope it's not too soon.

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Repealing DACA in order to MAGA is a load of CACA.
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Eight Hundred Thousand People With Dreams To Be Deported By One With Delusions
by Andy Borowitz for The New Yorker

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) -- Eight hundred thousand people with dreams will be deported by one person with delusions, sources confirmed on Tuesday.

According to reports, U.S. residents who have obtained advanced degrees, served in the military, and saved people from Hurricane Harvey will be kicked out of the country by a man who believes his microwave is spying on him.

"Under this decision, if you have worked hard, gone to school, and contributed to the country, you face immediate deportation," one legal expert said.  "On the other hand, if you can prove that you have a glaring personality disorder and a flimsy grasp on reality, you can decide the fate of those other people."

The delusional man defended his controversial decision late Tuesday afternoon, accompanied by several key voices in his head.

"The people I am deporting are parasites who have exploited our economy," the man, who has declared bankruptcy six times, said.
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