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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

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Thursday, May 28, 2015

The Return Of Icky Ricky


But really, has he ever left us?


"Because, well . . . Jesus!"
Rick Santorum, former Republican Senator from Pennsylvania, is back for another try at the presidency.  This will make three in a row, I think -- '08, '12, and now '16.  Icky Ricky is the gift that keeps on giving.  A quick search of Buster's Blog spits up the following selected Santorum references (some are direct quotes, others just my comments):





  • "Pre-natal testing leads directly to abortion."
  • Rick believes, literally, in demons.
  • Wants to outlaw contraception.
  • "Separation of church and state makes me want to throw up."
  • Racist family-values dumbfuckery.
  • Santorum has left Puritanville and is speeding straight to Torquemada Town.
  • "We will never have the smart people on our side."
  • Today, Rick Santorum said his campaign has been suspended, but he refused to terminate it until it had undergone an ultrasound, watched a video, and had been sent home for a 48 hour waiting period.


I look forward to resuming regular Santorum floggings.  #IckyRicky2016!

 For my conservative friends who are not quite clinically insane, there's always George Pataki.  You remember him, don't you?  No?  Oh well.
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