Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Olympic Athletes, Don't Drink This Beer!
Brewdog is a Scottish punkster craft brewery with a wicked sense of humor. They're known for expensive, high-alcohol beers and ales with smart-alecky names. (See Buster's archives for the Brewdog post of 8/3/10, "Does PETA Know About This?")
Their latest offering is a good-natured tweak of the Olympic Games strict drug-screening protocols, conducted while simultaneously sucking up to corporate sponsors like McDonald's, Pizza Hut, and Coca Cola. They call their new beer "Never Mind The Anabolics", and it's made with small portions of the following, any of which could cause an athlete to fail a drug test:
Creatine
Guarana
Lycii Berries
Kola Nut
Gingko
Matcha Tea
Maca Powder
Steroids
Yup, genuine good old-fashioned, muscle-building, rage-inducing, testicle-shrinking steroids. Dee-licious! Now you can drink a beer, then lift the truck that delivered it.
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