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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Friday, September 30, 2011

My Sister's Three Rules For The New College Student


Our son is roughly one month into his freshman year of college, and already he has changed his hometown on Facebook, changed his class schedule, found a girlfriend, taken her to a concert in Cincinnati, attended a frat rush party, gone on a bus trip to Cedar Point, and who knows what else. We can only assume that some actual schoolwork is also part of his busy world.

The time is right to share with him and the world my sister's Three Rules, which she gave to each of her sons as they departed for college. Buster Junior, please read and heed:

1. Go to class, study, and do the work to the best of your ability. This is Rule #1, Job #1, Priority #1. . . . followed closely by . . .

2. Don't come home with a disease.

3. Don't make us grandparents! (At least not for a good, long while.)

Follow these rules, Boy-o. Your aunt is wise.

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