In the last two weeks, we got some funny captions to this viral Mad Michele photo:
"Marcus always likes it when I do this."
"I learned this trick from my good friend, God."
"Mayo -- where's the mayo? I love mayo!"
". . . and this is how I handle a stimulus package!"
At least she can't say anything stupid when her mouth is full.
After polishing off the dog she said, "You like that? You should see me eat a taco. Meeowww!"
"I'm a great multi-tasker when I'm kneeling -- this and praying!"
What the hell is [name of old friend who lives in Georgia deleted] doing in the picture (lower left corner)? He looks kinda happy. You don't suppose . . . he's in line?"
"Let's see Rick Perry do this!"
"When it's this long, that's what I call 'intelligent design'!"
"What?! You're tellin' me this phallic food was prepared by a gay man? Eeeww! I gotta 'pray away the gay'!"
"Linda Lovelace had nuthin' on me!"
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