Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
Nastier, Uglier, Slimier
Just when you might have thought the Daft Twerp's Cabinet of Swamp Creatures couldn't get worse, he goes even deeper into the muck to find a scarier monster.
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions was finally fired because he recused himself and wouldn't stop the Mueller probe. Matt Whitaker, a wing-nut bad actor named as "acting" replacement, is a Lex Luthor look-alike, a business scammer and failed hot tub salesman, and a very public hater of both Mueller and Hillary. He insists there's been no Russian collusion and has advocated a "biblical view of justice." Trump's kind of guy -- a total toady.
And it looks like Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen will soon get the axe because she didn't put enough "separation" in Trump's family separation policy -- an insufficient number of babies in baby jail to suit her boss. What new reptile will replace her? Who knows, but rest assured it will be an even lower life form, because whenever Yam Face is not feelin' the love, he knows just one way to go -- in his own image, nastier, uglier, slimier.
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