First, spend "$40-$50 million" or maybe "hundreds of millions of dollars" (Dick a la Orange has said both) on his condos and other real estate, including one entire floor of the Trump World Tower.
Next, make a vague, noncontractual promise to buy some military equipment from the U.S. (Experts put the likely dollar amount of the purchase around $4 billion, about the same amount as in past years. The Bronx Bragger has used delusional figures ranging from $110 billion to $450 billion.)
Then, murder a Washington Post journalist and chop his body into pieces.
Remember the steps: 1. Enrich him personally. 2. Give him a political talking point to exaggerate beyond belief. 3. Brutally kill and dismember a newspaper columnist (an enemy of the people).
Do this, and you too can be Donnie Dumpster's best friend, just like MBS.
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| "So, you had to whack a guy. No big deal - business is business and shit happens. You're still gonna buy the condos, right? Right?" |
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