Allow Me To Respond

Yesterday, Donald Trump had this to say about John Kasich:

"This guy takes a pancake and he's shoveling it in his mouth.  It's disgusting!  Do you want that for your president?  I don't think so."

With the understanding that I'm in no way defending the douchebag Kasich, with your permission, I will respond to Mr. Trump:

"This guy takes a gallon of hairspray to lacquer his ridiculous coif in place, he has a bad spray tan that makes him look like an orange raccoon, he's constantly insulting everybody else, he can't stop bragging and lying about himself, he speaks with the vocabulary of a 3rd-grader, and he's a tiny-fingered vulgarian.  It's disgusting!  Do you want that for your president?  I don't think so."