Demanding Their Phallic Symbol Rights

The Texas state legislature recently passed a bill allowing college students to freely carry firearms on the campuses of state universities.  The governor signed it into law.

Now more than 1000 University of Texas students have organized a clever protest of this stupid law.  They will march, assemble and attend classes while openly carrying dildoes on campus.

That's because the crazy-ass Lone Star State not only has its new law encouraging drunk, stoned teenage college students to publicly carry lethal weapons, it has other laws which ban the public display of sex toys.

"I'll give up my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands."

(Little-known old photo of Charlton Heston at a 
Texas dildo-rights rally.)

In Texas, you can show a real Glock but not a fake cock.

(I'm gonna crawl out on a limb and say some of these Texas legislators have serious manhood issues.)

The UT students say its a simple matter of equal rights.  If gun-nut students can carry pistols, these other students demand the same right to carry the phallic symbol of their choice.