The Confession

(Although I'm not religious, this was all over Facebook and just too funny.)
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Young Joey enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned.  I've been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father.  I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, you know, Joey, I'm certain to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.  Was it Tina Minnetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Maria Papalardi?"

"I'm sworn to secrecy."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"My lips are sealed, Father."

"Maybe it was Rosie DeAngelo then?"

"Please, Father, please!  I just can't tell you!  I can't do it!"

The priest sighs in frustration.  "You're very tight-lipped, Joey, and I admire your discretion.  But you have sinned, my son, and you must atone.  You are not allowed to be an altar boy for four months.  Leave now, and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew and his friend Frankie slides over and whispers, "So, what'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads."