(After a week down here below the Mason-Dixon, this is my favorite news item so far. It appeared today in the Myrtle Beach Sun News.)
MYRTLE BEACH -- Dogs tossed in fight between 2 women.
Two women were arrested in North Myrtle Beach around 3:45 a.m. after a fight in which one of the women threw small dogs at the other, according to authorities. Police said that, based on the injuries to both parties as well as the physical evidence of a smashed birdcage and a pair of traumatized dogs, they concluded the two women were "involved in mutual combat." Both women were arrested, and both declined to press charges against the other.
"Don't make me throw a dog at yo' skanky ass!"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment