My New Title -- And It's A Promotion!

For many years now, your humble correspondent has served as the volunteer pool manager at our community pool. The responsibilities of the gig are various, I've learned a lot over the years from many other residents, and I've gradually grown into the position to the point where now it's mostly second nature. It's a labor of love, and I'm way cool with it.

So you can imagine how gratifying it was when I received a promotion this afternoon. A young boy came up to me and asked, "Bob? Mr. Bob? You're the pool janitor, right?"

I said, "Sure, kid. That's me. The janitor. What can I do for you?"

Wherever they are, I'm sure my parents are bustin' their buttons.