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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Tuesday, May 17, 2011

With Us Or Against Us?


WITH US: Would-be Republican Presidential candidates Mike Huckabee and Donald Trump have announced they will not run after all.

AGAINST US: There are still plenty of other Republican dipshits who'd like to be the nominee: Romney, Daniels, Pawlenty, Huntsman, Gingrich, even Palin and Bachmann.

WITH US: None of them are worth a bucket of warm spit.

AGAINST US: Our brilliant state legislature here in Ohio has passed a new law which will allow guns in bars and restaurants. Guns and alcohol -- always a good idea! You couldn't possibly come up with a more dangerous, idiotic law.

AGAINST US: Not so fast, my friend. South Carolina, refusing to be outdone in the Stupid State Stakes by an upstart like Ohio, has introduced legislation to allow guns in daycare facilities. Now, if they'd just allow guns and alcohol in daycare centers, they'd clinch the championship.

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