Sunday, April 25, 2010
"I Know I Was Driving 100 MPH, Officer, But I Gotta Get to Pennsylvania Quick So I Can Pee!"
In a classic case of misguided fiscal conservatism, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R) has declared there is no money in the budget to maintain the state's two remaining Interstate reststops. These bathrooms will close immediately. As a lower-cost alternative, coin-op Depends dispensers will be installed at all off ramps. Christie also suggests leather upholstery for all Garden State vehicles.
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