Busy little beavers, those Palins! Sarah is keeping herself occupied as head cheerleader for the TEA Partiers and with her gig as a Fox News commentator. Soon, you'll also be able to see her hosting a regular series on Discover, Sarah Palin's Alaska. She'll get $1 million per episode to share with us how the real Americans in Alaska enjoy raping and pillaging their natural resources by drillin' for oil, ridin' snowmobiles, and shootin' wolves from helicopters. Big fun for all!
Meanwhile, daughter Bristol, having been so frequently and pleasurably fucked by sperm donor Levi Johnston that she's now the unwed teenage mother of a baby she never wanted, has decided she can swear off the meat injections for awhile. Without a trace of irony, she's announced that she'll henceforth be a spokesperson for . . . (wait for it) . . . abstinence! Well, of course!
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