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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Monday, November 21, 2011

"Quick, Doc, Gimme A Shot Of Fix-A-Flat!"


If you are among that small minority of women who believe their butts are just not big enough, there is a "doctor" in Miami who can do something about it. Oh -- wait a minute, you're too late. Turns out this doctor is no doctor at all, and was just arrested for practicing "medicine" without a license. Here's her mug shot.

Her method for giving you that booty-licious, extra junk-in-the-trunk look? She'd inject your ass with a mixture of cement, mineral oil, and flat-tire sealant. And, obviously, she practiced what she preached. OMFG!!!!!!

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