In a lighter vein, there is "Occupy Herbstreit" -- another grassroots movement, this one aimed at college football and named for the ESPN broadcaster. Among the "Occupy Herbstreit" demands:
College mascots must be allowed to unionize.
A $1 trillion federal bailout to the Big East Conference so they can buy themselves some new teams.
Conferences with numbers in their names must have that many schools in them.
Penn State must reveal its secret for keeping Joe Paterno alive.
A spokesman for the movement said, "We're football-focused and we always avoid politics, but if Herman Cain's 9-9-9 plan includes a nine-game playoff, he's our man!"
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