How To Screw Up Halloween

The kids of the White House press corps were invited to Trick-or-Treat in the Oval Office.  Only Captain Blunderpants could turn a fun photo op with children into an awkward, creepy opportunity to make fun of their parents and say nonsensical things.

"Are you going to grow up and be like your parents?  Mmm, don't answer that."

"She's Japanese?  Wow.  I'm going to be in Japan in two weeks."

"Well, you have no weight problems.  That's the good news, right?"

"So, how does the press treat you?"

"They can stay.  The parents, not so much."

Watch the video.  It's three minutes of cringe-inducing weirdness.