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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Halloween Costume Idea


Have you been invited to a Halloween party but find yourself stumped for a cheap and easy costume?  Well, don't forget that our fake president has provided us with a multitude of costume ideas, if nothing else.  Try this one:

"Paper-Towel Trump"
(Accessories:  black windbreaker, white shirt, roll of paper towels)
At the party, determine which person or couple has recently suffered a devastating personal and financial setback.  Insult them.  Throw paper towels at them.  Tell them you fixed their problem.  Leave the party.





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