Just for fun! From
The Quotable Asshole, Sellers Publishing Inc.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take off their shirts during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. -- Dave Barry
Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it! -- Calvin
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. -- Emo Phillips
A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. -- W.C. Fields
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