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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Thursday, January 14, 2016

Patrick Henry Didn't Have To Put Up With This


These days, it ain't easy being a "patriot," especially if you're a freedom-loving, federal-land-seizing Oregon militia man.  First, it's really cold up there and everybody's getting all bitchy with each other.  You gotta haul around all those guns all the time, and then you start to run low on the necessities:  "What?  Whadya friggin' mean, we're out of French Vanilla creamer?!" 

Worst of all, smart-ass liberals keep sending you hate mail and boxes of dildos -- because, you know, you're such dicks.

Not the cookies


On the plus side, one considerate critic sent you some penis-shaped cookies, so -- snacks!

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