Deep-Pile Bombing

So, that instant military expert Ted Cruz wants to "carpet-bomb" ISIS.  He says he would "carpet-bomb them into oblivion," until they "glow in the dark."

Teddy Boy, that's some mighty tough talk there.  Let me ask you a couple questions, pardner.

Ted's anti-ISIS ordnance

Will you be dropping plush, berber, shag or textured carpet?  Maybe you're an indoor/outdoor kind of guy.  What about stain resistance?  Whatever you do, don't go cheap on the padding.

And have you considered all the alternatives?  There's always tile, hardwood or linoleum bombing.

Just want to be sure you've thought this thing through.