These are such frightening, uncertain times. We're shaken and deeply alarmed by all the terror which confronts us every day. We need new policies to deal effectively with our new realities.
Now, I don't want to over-generalize or get into stereotyping. I know they're not all radicalized; there are some moderates. But it's so difficult to tell the decent ones from the dangerous ones. And besides, I really don't want to think that hard. It's easier to just paint them all with the same broad brush.
I have a prepared statement. Would you like me to read it? OK.
"I, Buster Gammons, call for a complete and total shutdown of all conservatives entering the White House until we figure out what the hell is going on."
Better safe than sorry, right?
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