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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Newt Cums In Red, White & Blue



Serial lover-boy and moralizing Republican gasbag Newt Gingrich is contemplating running for President in 2012. Recently he blamed his many marital infidelities, in part, on how "passionately" he loves his country. A former flame has confirmed this, in a way. Speaking confidentially, she told Buster's Blog that at the moment of climax, Gingrich would often yell out, "God Bless America!" or, sometimes, "Ronald Reagan!"
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  1. AnonymousMarch 16, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Presidents tend to say odd things at the moment of climax. I've heard for instance that Carter would shout out, "That's a nut cracker!" Reagan, "Mommy, oh Mommy." W1, "Lights, the points of light?!" Clinton, "Don't tell Hillary." W2, "Oh, God, that was mass destruction!"

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