Cutting-edge research from the Smithsonian and Towson University has found conclusively that many birds are killed by house cats. The study estimates that up to 500 million birds are killed by cats each year, and says that although this demonstrates that cats are formidable predators, the research also indicates that "there are a shitload of birds."
The same study team has also found that birds kill worms, and that worms, when placed on a hook, can actually kill fish. In a well-known previous research project, the team proved that coffee can be HOT! And they are wrapping up their work into whether the Pope is or is not Catholic.
In all all honesty, cat owners should have to keep their kittys under control. It is required of people who have dogs. If not, then restrictions on dogs should be removed, which after all, my study has shown that dogs kill cats.
ReplyDeleteIt's the perfect solution, dogs kill the cats that are killing the birds, problem solved.