Ol' Buster took a week or so off for some travel and family fun, but Trumpistopheles kept the wheels of his daily horror show turning. A few recent highlights/lowlights (so many, it's hard to keep up):
Slimeball EPA Director Scott Pruitt was forced out, finally. While doing all he could to destroy environmental protections, Pruit was a daily "emblem of rot; one-stop shopping for the gaudy marriage of unprofessionalism and amorality that defines this presidency. A heedless, shameless bureaucrat." (Frank Bruni, NYT, 7/8/18.) His interim replacement, Andrew Wheeler, has the exact same destructive policies, but will be more discreet about his desires for Chick-fil-A franchises and used Trump matresses.
Trump went to Montana to supposedly help some Republican candidate, but turned it into yet another Rally All About Himself -- slobbering, stream of consciousness, racist, misogynist brain farts filled with lies, insults, demagoguery and horseshit.
- The fake prez declared he and Lil Kim "signed a wonderful paper saying they're going to denuclearize their whole thing." (OMG, he actually thinks he negotiated a nuclear treaty with North Korea. No, dude -- a nuclear treaty is that Iran deal you wiped your ass with then flushed. What an idiot! And "a wonderful paper"? He-he!)
- Don the Con said "Democrats want anarchy. They want MS-13 to run wild in our communities." (That's what I want, don't you? SMH.)
- "Maxine Waters is low-IQ -- somewhere in the mid-60's. I believe that." (And I believe Auntie Maxine would smoke his orange ass in any authentic IQ test. And she'd show her tax returns too!)
That's enough for now.
#FDT
#Midterms, Asshole!
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