Let's Make It The Lowest-Rated SOTU Ever!

Tomorrow night Don the Con will deliver his first State of the Union address.  I will not be watching.  Will you?

Over the past year or two, I've avoided any lengthy exposure to Trump speaking, because it makes me literally ill to look at him and listen to him.  That preposterous hairdo!  The tiny fingers!  Those butthole lips!  The orange-ness!  And that irritating New Yawk squawk!  I just wanna puke.

So I'm not watching his speech as a matter of personal health.  But there are so many good reasons to boycott the SOTU.  For example, among the themes of his speech will be "National Unity" and his fabulous "Infrastructure Plan."  OMFG!  Seriously?  The most divisive douchebag in America will lecture us about unity?  And his infrastructure plan is to loosen environmental laws so as to make life easier for Big Oil/Gas/Coal.  What a fraud!  There will be nothing to learn tomorrow night.

A friend and regular reader has pointed out another fine reason to boycott his speech.  We all know that the Lyin' King is just a narcissistic attention whore with a thing about size.  He's all about his ratings.  So put the time to better use -- read a good book, or listen to some good music, or even to watch the "Gorilla Channel."  If we all skip his speech, maybe the ratings will really suck.  He'd hate that.

I call upon all patriotic Americans of good conscience!  Let's do our part to make it the lowest-rated SOTU ever!

Better do what Auntie Maxine says!