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Buster Gammons















Thursday, February 9, 2017

Who Does Jeff Sessions Look Like?



Our new Attorney General is not only a poor choice to head up the Justice Dept., he's one seriously weird-looking dude!  What?  It's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance?  This is the Voldemort administration -- all bets are off!

Those ears jutting straight out, those missing lips, that pallid dumpling complexion, the Crisco beanie hairdo -- a classic look for an inbred Southerner.

Some say Sessions is the Deliverance banjo boy all grown up.  I can see that.













But I think he looks more like Henry Gibson with a touch of fetal alcohol syndrome.



1 comment:

  1. >hurr durr south

    The last time the South sucked is when it was still run by you Godless race-obsessed Democrats. Alabama has been improving socially and economically since then, whereas the states you currently control like California, New York, and New Jersey are overtaxed, crime-ridden ghetto garbage rampant with poverty and corruption, which results in you leftwing carpetbaggers moving to my state and ruining it just like you ruined where you came from. All your vacuous yammering of "inbreeding" yet only your kind, you self-entitled degenerates, openly joke about incest and pedophilia and bestiality while claiming to be "edgy" and "intellectual." There is nothing intellectual about you delusional hive-mind hypocrites and pathological liars who still bitterly, angrily cling to your tinfoil pussyhat conspiracies of Russia-collusion, global warming, and "the Zionist agenda." Neither Hispanic nor Muslim are races and SOCIALISM WILL NEVER EVER WORK YOU WHINY HATE-SPEWING FASCIST HYPOCRITE BIGOTS. Everything you touch turns to garbage. Move to Venezuela, Zimbabwe, China, or North Korea if you love socialism so much.

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