Born-Again Baloney From Pious Pence

"A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yet." -- Mike Pence*

* Not an actual Mike Pence quote, although it might as well be.

 "I am a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order." -- Mike Pence**

"Do I believe in evolution?  Um . . . I embrace the view that God created the heavens and the earth, the seas, and all that's in them." -- Mike Pence**

"We in Indiana are following the message of scripture.  Jesus would never have welcomed a sinner into his workplace." -- Mike Pence**

** Actual Mike Pence quotes
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I'm not a religious person, but to borrow a phrase, God help us!