Last night, Sarah Palin gave the closing speech at this year's CPAC. For those in attendance, this amounted to a form of "saving the best for last," which really says something about this event.
She's the Kardashian of politics, offering nothing yet inexplicably enduring long beyond her allotted fifteen minutes of fame/infamy. Sister Sarah just keeps on babbling and rambling and screeching, mangling the language with her authentic Alaskan frontier gibberish. She somehow maintains a loyal base of stupid people who keep listening to her disjointed orations and don't seem to care that she makes no sense.
Yesterday she offered her special foreign-policy advice, which combines an NRA bumper-sticker mentality with good old mutually-assured-destruction armament strategy. Quoth Sarah: "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke."
Her recipe for ending D.C. gridlock: "Liberty needs a Congress on Cruz control."
And of course, the assembled right-tards thought she was wonderful. Puh-leeeze!
If dynamite were brains, Sarah Palin wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
For our continued amusement, Palin and the entire CPAC Repertory Company will resurface in September at the "Values Voters Summit." Ooh, I can't wait!
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