Tuesday, February 18, 2014
I'm Not Anti-Gun, I'm Pro-Knife
"I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives."
-- Molly Ivins (1944-2007)
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