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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

"But Honest, Officer, She Looked So Natural."


A man from Geneva, Ohio has been arrested for having sex with a dead woman. When questioned by police, the man said he thought the woman was alive. He went on to say that during their date that night, the woman "was less talkative than normal, had very little appetite, was chilly, and slept through the entire movie." He nevertheless believed she was enjoying herself.

Police charged him with abuse of a corpse and possession of marijuana. Could be a connection there.

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