Meme Me Up, Scotty! (Vajayjay Grabber Edition)

You knew these were coming!

His Worst WTF So Far!

This one could be fatal.  Let's hope so.  GOP big-wigs are already fleeing as fast as they can.

You know what I'm referring to -- the live microphone recording Donald Trump as he boasts about his sexual conquests to an Access Hollywood reporter.  "When you're a star, they let you do it." 

The link includes the sex-brag tape from 2005, and also Donald's half-assed video apology of late yesterday, in which he calls the disclosure a "distraction," spends a lot of time attacking the Clintons, and promises to attack them even more.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-recorded-having-extremely-lewd-conversation-about-women-in-2005/2016/10/07/3b9ce776-8cb4-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html

It's too late to take him off the ballot, so after he loses in November, perhaps he can vacation in Italy with the disgraced former PM Silvio Berlusconi.  They can have some bunga-bunga parties.

Sad Ted Cruz Works The Phone Bank

"Hi, this is Ted Cruz calling to encourage you to come out and vote on election day."

"Voting is the important thing.  Vote for anyone you like."

"Just between us, I'm voting for Hillary."

"Help me!  I'm being held hostage!"

Donald Is Having Himself A Yuuge WTF Day

Donald Trump is really blowin' it out his ass today.  Spectacular!

The Daily WTF List:

He accused the federal government of allowing illegal immigrants to "pour into the country so they can go out and vote."  Nice conspiracy theory.  Even if it were true that undocumented immigrants were "pouring in," they're not allowed to vote.  So WTF, Donald?

He said he would eliminate 70% of all federal regulations.  "We are cutting regulation at a tremendous clip.  I would say 70 percent of regulations can go.  It's just stopping businesses from growing."  Which regulations, Don?  "The regulations."  Any proof that the regulations are stifling growth?  "They just are."  Oh Donald, WTF?

He's holding fast to his incorrect and very public 1989 snap judgement on an infamous New York City crime, the so-called Central Park 5 rape case.  After coerced confessions, five young black and Latino men were wrongly convicted and jailed for years.  They were later exonerated and released after another person confessed and proved to be a DNA match.  In 2014, New York City paid the five $41 million in a wrongful imprisonment settlement.  But the Great Trumpkin is unswayed, telling CNN the other day, "They admitted they were guilty.  The police say they were guilty.  Settling the case with so much evidence against them is outrageous!"  There was no evidence against them, Donald.  That's a big ol' racist WTF!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-central-park-five_us_57f7ceafe4b0e655eab3c002

The Daily Donald WTF

The daily WTF list (and these are especially odious WTF's):

• Yesterday, Donald took credit for Mike Pence's fact-ignoring debate performance.  "Mike Pence did an incredible job and I'm getting a lot of credit for it because that't really my first so-called choice, my first hire.  America got to look first-hand at my judgment, and that was judgment!"  WTF, Donald?

• Also yesterday, Donald asked the terminally ill to refrain from dying long enough to vote for him.  "I don't care how sick you are.  I don't care if you just came back from the doctor and he gave you the worst possible prognosis, meaning it's over, you won't be around in two weeks.  Doesn't matter.  Hang out until November 8th.  Get out and vote.  We will remember you always."  WTF, Donald?

Back At The Trump Tower Penthouse . . .

The Tabloid Treatment Trump Deserves

This is just too good!  

It's the American Enquirer, a parody tabloid take-down of the Terrible Trump, with all the schlock, glitz, spray-tan, gold-leaf, neon, tit-judging, all-caps, sensationalist crapola so beloved by the tiny-fingered vulgarian himself.  But this particular tabloid is filled with truth, not fiction.

Each time you turn the page, Trump's voice says, "Believe me!"

Click the link and enjoy!

http://americanenquirer.org/