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Monday, December 31, 2018

Headlines of 2019


From The New Yorker.

Headlines of 2019: Let’s Get It Over With

Mueller Rushed to Hospital with “Nerve-Agent-Like” Symptoms
Trump, Shrugging, Suggests: “Probably Something He Ate”
Kellyanne Conway Attributes Mueller Collapse to MSG
Centers for Disease Control Identify Source of Mueller Coma as Novichok, Nerve Agent Used in Assassination Attempt on Former Russian Spy
Giuliani Sees “Zero Ground” for F.B.I. to Investigate “So-Called Attack”; MSG and Novichok “Often Confused”
Oval Office Log Reveals Visit by Head of Russian Germ-Warfare Unit Just Prior to Mueller Poisoning
Trump Says Timing of Meeting with Russian Germ-Warfare Czar a “Completely Total Coincidence”: Topic Was “Russian Adoptions”
CNN Reporter Collapses After Being Touched by White House Aide Wearing Face Mask and Latex Gloves; Trump Wishes Jim Acosta “Good Luck” as Paramedics Rush Him from East Room Press Conference
Trump Denounces “Out of Control” Cost of Mueller Medical Treatment; Calls Coma “Preëxisting Condition”
Democrats Denounce Trump Move to Shut Bethesda Naval Hospital, Leaving Mueller “Out on the Street”
Trump Tweets: “Do I Give a Schitt?”
Citing Need for Space, Justice Dept. Will Relocate Mueller Offices; Mueller Files to Be Stored at Facility Near Pleasure, Calif.



Interior Department Forecast: More Fires “Likely”
White House Issues “Clarification” on Visit by Russian Germ Czar: Trump Sought Guidance About Poisoning “Migrants, Not Mueller”
Trump, Livid Over Media “Obsession” with “Fake Mueller Poisoning,” Retaliates by Urging Rally Fans to Cough, Sneeze on Members of Media
Ivanka “Not Totally Thrilled” by Trump Call for Sick Fans to Infect Members of Media
Melania Visits Flu-Stricken Media; Dispenses Moisturizer Samples and Mar-a-Lago Spa Discount Vouchers
Tests on Moisturizer Samples Reveal Traces of Novichok, Polonium-210, Mandrake Root, Eye of Newt, Sarin
Report: Air Force KC-135 Tankers Dumping Fuel Over Pleasure, Calif.
Fire Rages in Pleasure, Calif., Destroying Mueller Offices, Records; Fire Marshal Calls Fire “A Bit Odd”
Trump: Latest California Fire Result of “Very Poor Raking”
Mueller Awakens from Coma
Told of Recent Developments, Mueller Asks Doctors to Medically Induce New, “Permanent” Coma
Poll: Sixty Per Cent of Americans Also Want to Be Put Into Medically Induced Coma ♦

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