If elected as President, Rick Perry will immediately eliminate three federal agencies: "1. Commerce, 2. Education, and 3. Uh, let's see, um, . . I don't know. Don't have it. Oops."
Asked if he agreed or disagreed with President Obama's Libyan policy, Herman Cain hemmed and hawed and went mostly silent for two tortuous minutes: "OK, Libya . . .[pause] . . . Obama wanted to remove Gaddafi, correct? . . . [pause] . . . I don't agree -- no, wait, that's a different one . . . [pause] . . . I got stuff twirlin' around in my head . . . [pause] . . ."
Jesus! This pair of brainfart chowderheads make Sarah Palin look like a Rhodes scholar!
But moving away from those foggy federal departments and those confusing foreign countries, Rick and Herman are crystal clear on one thing: Waterboarding is not torture, they're all for it, and they'd waterboard damn near anybody at the drop of a hat. Michelle Bachmann joins them in this stance.
So at least three Republican Presidential candidates strongly endorse the use of an illegal practice and are anxious to give it another whirl. Only in America.
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