Jim Bob and Michelle Duggars are the holy-roller Arkansas couple who've made a name for themselves by having lots and lots of children. They're featured on a TLC "reality" show once known as "17 And Counting", but the name of the show keeps changing. Jim Bob and Michelle just announced they're now expecting Bundle O' Joy Number Twenty. That's right, 20 kids. Jim Bob and Michelle are crazier than shit-house rats! Buster once compared her vagina to a circus clown car -- open the door and an endless stream of people come out.
So, courtesy of a faithful reader (thank you, faithful reader), here's a humorous little story someone should have shared with the Duggars a long time ago.
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The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this was getting expensive and the congregation held another meeting to discuss the preacher's ever-increasing salary.
There was a great deal of yelling and bickering about how much the preacher's children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
Listening to the congregation discuss at length his procreational proclivities, the pastor rose at last from his chair and solemnly spoke: "Children are a gift from God, and we will happily take as many gifts as He gives us."
Silence fell upon the congregation until, from the back pew, a little old lady struggled to her feet, and said in her small, frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers."
The entire congregation shouted, "Amen!"
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