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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Cookie Monster


A few weeks ago, Nabisco introduced a new Oreo cookie called the "Triple Double." Right-wing radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh said it should be called the "Obama", because, see, it's half black and half white. Get it? Oh, ha-ha, Rush. Sooo funny.

Not to be outdone, Keebler has introduced its own new cookie called the "Noisy Tub of Goo." Chewing its extra-crispy coating makes very loud sounds, but the cookie itself contains nothing of value whatsoever.

President Obama said it should be called the "Limbaugh."

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