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Just before kick-off of yesterday's Ohio State-Michigan game, an unidentified "cameraman" banged into Buckeye star J.T. Barrett while the QB was warming up, and injured Barrett's knee. Barrett was able to play into the third quarter, but then his knee flared up and he was done for the day. When he came out, Michigan had just retaken the lead and things looked bleak for the Bucks.Luckily, Ohio State rallied and came back to win the game. After the game, OSU head coach Urban Meyer was incensed when he learned how Barrett's injury had occurred. Meyer called for an "all-out investigation" of the suspicious incident, to be jointly conducted by the Big Ten, the Warren Commission, the Watergate Committee, Metropol, Mossad, Scotland Yard, Robert Mueller and Tomas de Torquemada.
Said Meyer, "We need to learn more about this mysterious cameraman, but we all know the game was televised by Fox. Coincidence? I don't think so."
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