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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Writing Is Hard, Presidenting Will Be Easy


Hey, Idiot Nation, here's the fraud you elected pretending he knows how to write:

Writing my inaugural address at the Winter White House, Mar-a-Lago, three weeks ago. Looking forward to Friday.



Instantly, far more intelligent Twitter users than he had some outstanding reactions:

"That's not how people write, Donald.  You need to put the paper flat on the desk and open the notepad."

"Also another foolproof tip, I find, is to look down at the words you're writing."

"Were you constipated while writing?  Sure looks like it."

"BTW, the 'Winter White House' is the White House."

"Yo, what's with the tiles behind you?  Are you writing inside a Turkish bath?  Or is that a room at the Kremlin?"

"Who is translating it from the original Russian?"

"You look as depressed as we feel."

"Oh, honey, this looks terribly staged.  Is that a Magic Marker?"


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