A handful of his classic lines:
If it's the "Psychic Network," why do they need a phone number?
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
If you want a linguistic adventure, go drinking with a Scotsman. 'Cause you can't fucking understand them before!
I went to rehab in wine country, just to keep my options open.
Politics: poli, a Latin word meaning "many", and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now.
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.
Freud: "If it's not one thing, it's your mother."
I'm sorry. If you were right, I'd agree with you.
Reality: what a concept!
And with thousands to choose from, one quick video clip from long ago:
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