Return Of The Prodigal

I seriously do not believe it, but LeBron James -- The Chosen One, King James, LBJ, BronBron -- has decided to take his talents back to Cleveland.  As a sports fan and an Ohioan, this makes me happy.  James immediately makes the Cavaliers a better team.  (He'd make any team better.)

Given the way he left four years ago -- "The Decision" -- he'll have some PR work to do, some bridges to mend.  But soon enough, most fans will welcome him back as if he'd never left.


But I wonder how his wife is taking it . . .

LBJ:  Honey, I have big news!

Mrs. LBJ:  Yeah, what's that?

LBJ:  We're leaving South Beach.

Mrs. LBJ:  Oh really?  And where are we going?

LBJ:  Akron!

Mrs. LBJ:  #@*%#!!!!