The featured letter to the editor in today's Columbus Dispatch was from one Ardeth Distelhorst of Grove City, who was compelled to offer her assessment of a popular TV show, Two-And-A-Half Men. (Why the Dispatch felt compelled to print her little hissy fit, I can't say, but it's pretty much par for the course for our wimpy local rag.)
I have no idea who she is, but in my mind's eye, I see someone named Ardeth Distelhorst as a bluenose spinster in a prairie dress and a bonnet, with a well-thumbed thesaurus. 'Cause Ardeth sure loves her adjectives. She describes Two-And-A-Half Men as "atrocious", "trash", "abnormal", "obscene", and "garbage" and says the show "features crudity, vulgarity, explicit sexual references, and talk of personal bodily functions . . . as well as sexual promiscuity."
Yes, it does, Ardeth. Which is precisly why I LOVE IT! Some of us enjoy a little low-brow humor from time to time. If you don't, change the fucking channel!
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