Later tonight, Don the Con will deliver his second State of the Union address, meaning he'll recite words written for him by someone else.
The Daft Twerp will reportedly call for unity, bipartisanship, and pursuit of common ground. LMFAO! Not exactly His Lardship's strong suit. In fact, the Largemouth Ass specializes in the exact opposite.
As virtually everyone knows, the state of the union sucks, and the grossly incompetent fake president is the reason why. He should therefore save us all our precious time by skipping his usual litany of lies and threats. Just give us a very brief and truly unifying message. Two words, three syllables:
The only other reason to watch the SOTUS shit show will be to watch Nancy Pelosi make faces over Old Yeller's shoulder . . . and possibly gavel his hair-sprayed head if he gets too ridiculous.
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