Interim, Acting Holidays

Hello, dear readers.  This is the interim, acting Buster here.  The real Buster recently submitted a resignation letter giving two-months notice.  I thought that was nice of me, until I actually read my friggin' letter.  I bad-mouthed me!  Unbelievable.  So I couldn't let me quit, I had to fire myself.  And here I am replacing myself.

For our national government, we're ending the year in a fitting Trumpian/Republican way  -- serious people are gone, and all that remains are interim, acting sycophants.  It's just this sort of genius-in-action which leads the R's to wrap up two solid years of governmental control with another shutdown.  It's their only accomplishment.

It's a comfort to know that Turkey and Russia will handle all Middle East issues from now on, and that our new Secretary of Defense will be a business executive with zero military, diplomatic or governmental experience.  Because Republicans are well-known for their strength in foreign policy and national security.  He-he!!

Remember, it's not "Happy Holidays Without a Paycheck."
It's "Merry Christmas Without a Paycheck."  Got that?

Anyway, Happy Holidays to all!  Unless you're a federal employee without a paycheck.  If that's the case, try to enjoy some interim, acting holidays.  Until you return to work next year, I recommend drinking heavily while sending nasty tweets to Donnie Demento.