After 365 straight days of chaos, destruction and bigotry, Donnie Darko crowned the one year anniversary of his American Carnage inauguration with his #Shithole Shutdown. Perfect! Even with majorities in both houses of Congress, the World's Greatest Negotiator couldn't manage a routine continuing budget resolution to keep the government open. He did nothing but add schizophrenic confusion.
The World's Best Businessman has a history of shutdowns, including #Trump Casino Shutdown, #Trump University Shutdown, #Trump Magazine Shutdown, #Trump Steaks Shutdown, #Trump Vodka Shutdown, #Trump Airlines Shutdown, #Trump Mortgage Shutdown, #Trump Tower Tampa Shutdown, #Trump The Fragrance Shutdown, #Trump Menswear Shutdown, and #Trump Mattress Shutdown.
Now he can add #Trump Government Shutdown to his resume, and enjoy some extra "executive time."
Despite Trump's experience in the area, Chief of Staff John Kelly had to prepare a one-page briefing to school the fake president on the ramifications of this particular shutdown:
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