Saturday, January 27, 2018

So Secret It Never Even Existed


As Donnie Dipstick now has his tit, his hairpiece and his extra-long tie caught in the wringer, his pathetic Republican defenders have resorted to their favorite ruse -- the incredible conspiracy theory.  This time, take two agents in a 35,000 employee agency, take one joking email sentence out of context, and -- voila! -- there's a treacherous "secret society" inside the FBI plotting against our blameless Dear Leader.

"There may have been a secret society within the Dept. of Justice and the FBI." -- Rep. John Ratcliffe, Tex.

"A level of bias that's stunning." -- Rep. Trey Gowdy, SC

"The greatest coincidence since the Immaculate Conception." -- Rep. Matt Gaetz, Fla.

"Evidence of corruption." -- Se. Ron Johnson, Wis

"Worse than Watergate." -- Sean Hannity, Faux News


This cockamamie nonsense was immediately debunked as 100% false.  How do they keep a straight face while letting such ridiculous bullshit cross their lips?  It's a GOP-specific skill.

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