I Swear It Wasn't Me!

It's been all over the news today, and I just want to state for the record that it wasn't me!  But I wish it was.

No, Steve, this doesn't mean there's a pony around somewhere.

Fish-faced Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin received a special anonymous Christmas gift -- a package wrapped in holiday paper with ribbons and bows, which was delivered to his mansion in Bel Air, California.  Police said the gift box contained a "pretty good quantity" of horse manure.

How appropriate!  LMFAO!  Sweets for the sweet, and shit for the shitty.  Merry Christmas!