Have you been invited to a Halloween party but find yourself stumped for a cheap and easy costume? Well, don't forget that our fake president has provided us with a multitude of costume ideas, if nothing else. Try this one:
"Paper-Towel Trump"
(Accessories: black windbreaker, white shirt, roll of paper towels)
At the party, determine which person or couple has recently suffered a devastating personal and financial setback. Insult them. Throw paper towels at them. Tell them you fixed their problem. Leave the party.
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