The Return Of Icky Ricky

But really, has he ever left us?

"Because, well . . . Jesus!"

Rick Santorum, former Republican Senator from Pennsylvania, is back for another try at the presidency.  This will make three in a row, I think -- '08, '12, and now '16.  Icky Ricky is the gift that keeps on giving.  A quick search of Buster's Blog spits up the following selected Santorum references (some are direct quotes, others just my comments):

• "Pre-natal testing leads directly to abortion."

• Rick believes, literally, in demons.

• Wants to outlaw contraception.

• "Separation of church and state makes me want to throw up."

• Racist family-values dumbfuckery.

• Santorum has left Puritanville and is speeding straight to Torquemada Town.

• "We will never have the smart people on our side."

• Today, Rick Santorum said his campaign has been suspended, but he refused to terminate it until it had undergone an ultrasound, watched a video, and had been sent home for a 48 hour waiting period.

I look forward to resuming regular Santorum floggings.  #IckyRicky2016!

For my conservative friends who are not quite clinically insane, there's always George Pataki.  You remember him, don't you?  No?  Oh well.